Manipal Jinx

This is the place where patients from all over India come in hoards everyday to get the best in class treatment at Kasturba Medical Hospital. The Pharma market in Manipal is very large with an average monthly sale of around Rs 2.5 crores which is what prompted us to study the sales pattern of the medicines in this land of doctors, engineering , medical & MBA students. We could get hold of 2009 medicine sales data from the popular medical store here to carry out a secondary research of a sort and here are few of the findings :
  • Amongst the drug manufacturers , Cipla shows a significantly higher sales. Perhaps a collusion with the local drug stores.
  • There is a high sale of Varaday used for treatment from HIV 1 infection.The maximum sold drugs being: Antibiotics, HIV Drugs and Insulin.
  • The sales of Anti Depressant is highest in the month of November, December and July. These are the months in which students here have their examinations.
  • The top over the counter drug is iPill tab.
  • The medicine sales is not dependent on the discount offered on it.
  • Sales of Immunoglobulin drugs increases in winter season. It is protein enhancer and it shows that people tend to work out more in the winter season.
  • There was a co-relation found between the high sales during the month of December and January of the protein supplements and the medicines treating Plasma Volume Expansion caused due to the intense strenuous exercise. Yes, the guys seem to try to look best before the forthcoming valentine day
Expected this? Does it alarm a ring as to why parents hesitate to send their children to Manipal? Do you still have doubt over this? Read the full report here. This is the image the students passing out from here at some point or the other struggle to break.

To be honest, there is much more than Love, Sex and Dhoka here. The engineers, doctors and MBA grads from here will vouch for the quality of education imparted here. And many of them have done and are doing exceptionally well in their fields. You get what you are promised. Not like those other prominent colleges - say one in top 10 claims a WiFi campus but still takes monthly charges from their students who opt to use this widely advertised service; From Microsoft to Google to Oracle to Samsung , you name any big shot company and it visits the MIT campus. Ask any MBA guy or a CAT aspirant , where lies the most disciplined and rigorous B-School in India?

And yes yes, you need to get your general knowledge fixed if you still think that Manipal lies somewhere in distant north-east corner of India. As a recruiter sitting in any of the big cities in India, if you still claim it's 'far' then check how much time to and from the airport you spent in a Bangalore or a Mumbai or a Delhi where you would prefer a visit anytime anyday stuck in heavy traffic (like it?)- you will take less of the time from the Mangalore Airport with a scenic view to die for. And the railway station is Udupi - Yes the same land of Krishna Temple where your parents would want to drop by anytime you can plan for them. And the same place for whose food you pay a premium to eat in your comfortable cushy zone (Did i say noisy, polluted?). Come here and see the new gen free India whose part you always want to become but cannot as it's not available anywhere else.
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Angry Bird T-Shirt

:)

1 moment. 2 hearts. few words. Lost 4ever.

"Its so hot here" - said the Boy. The girl understood this time around and moved away.

Forever.

"Wherever i am whatever i do , the center of my thoughts revolve around you."

Years later

"Wherever you are whatever you do , may the center of the world's happiness revolve around you."

"You know what , mere cheeks pink ho gaye  :)...teri wajah se...aaj itni garmi thi ..aur tera wala stole is very warm tht's why"

The chick talk , instead of sending to her chick friend , she mailed to one wrong guy by mistake.The guy became her Mr.Right while the existing one faded in his darkness.

"Bahut khaya, peit bhar gaya" She said apparently putting her hand on her stomach. "Achha? Sahi mein? dhikaao" he asked and in mischief started pretending to approach his hand towards her. She sensed it, uttered her typical "(d)hattt" and took a couple of steps back

and got hit by the truck.

PS: The post title is inspired from Facebook Wall status of my friend Subhashis.
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The Dheela Characterization

"Huh , its so hot here" - says the Girl. "Ya , you are here na that's why" - responds the Guy. The girl smiles and sighs away. The Guy gets closer. "Hey, what are you doing?" asks she worried by his advances. "MBA" - comes the instant reply. The girl smiles again , a laugh indeed.

A non-dheela guy would have perhaps switched on the AC to cool the 'heat' and got intimidated to not to proceed further once the girl spilled the "what are you doing?" question. And end up being touted as Dumbo, fattoo , not with the times- purane zamane ka and all such sort of things.

Salman being the dheel character he is , still could not get one Aishwarya or a Katrina. Do girls like to have a sling with a dheela character but finally settle with a non-dheela character. "Hum woh nahi he" claimed she on farewell day after 'spending' the full college years with him.

Many arrive as committed (few engaged too) , but gets extra-hooked inside the campus. 'Yahan bhi hona chaiye' syndrome?. After the college , the company perhaps too. 'Wahan bhi?' :)  Until they marry their non-dheela version of the other gene. Cool he woh if you don't know !
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X worked for 2 hours during weekend but made sure to call and mail his boss on some pretext or other every time he worked overtime. He gets a promotion in next cycle. Y works for 12 hours every weekend but genuinely try not to bother his boss during this time. He hears 'so early today?' from his boss when he starts leaving to see his ailing mother in hospital.

If both X and Y are in a knowledge based industry (say IT), in long term its Y which will make a bigger mark. The more hours you spent , the more you will learn(assuming you have the ability to do so) which will differentiate you. The X high will vanish soon. So is the dheela character a short term phenomena?
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There was this B-School with its so called very 'successful' more than 100% placements report making headlines in Pagalguy but i can still see their placement team scheduling interviews for their unplaced students in the market. The college inadvertently ranks amongst top 10 B-Schools in India.

Then there are slew of B-Schools which can go to any extent to win the fiercely fought placement war. Many organize/conduct so called 'Best Summer Project of the Year' contest. Get the project reports from the participating students from other competitive colleges thereby getting the details of the companies which they can pouch for themselves.
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Interview a few highly talented individuals on the pretext of a lucrative job opening , give them the complex problem during the selection rounds and once done by the candidates , reject them on some pretext - Few start-ups found out this very novel way of getting the complex work done which their workforce wasn't able to do !

A few others hire interns and then send them to their competitors as prospective customers or other avatars to get the inside info. 'Tum jhoot nahi bol sakte?' questions the guide in surprise.
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You are doomed if you start liking the ethics classes and give a slightest hint of it to your batch. And if you are in that always-studying mode least interested on the college excitement, either you are a bookworm or a behenji.

"Woh topper he, woh parhai karega and won't do any committee work" - said a 'popular' dheela character and everyone agreed. 

"Chi , kese batchmates mile hein" - one dheela taunted on the guy trying to curb ragging if any on campus. The President with him smiled.
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Twitter T-Shirt Went Wrong


Don't have any idea who this girl is. The Twitter API seems to have gone wrong or a manual error while sorting out the profile pic for printing? Better to go for a replacement :(

PS: Don't crib about the image quality offered by a 3-year old dilapidated iPhone.
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The First Day

The Beginning of the Social Media Stock Bubble?
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